cemeterything:

ALT

something about tragic character archetypes

welcomingdisaster:

not romantic nor platonic but a secret third thing (so closely linked in the narrative that the author shuffled our character traits many times trying to decide which of us is which)

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they’re like “uhm… translate? 😒” fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don’t need to know what they’re saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

kentucky-fried-goth-attire:

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

yourtongzhihazel:

This recipe lives in my head rent free

maryolive:

not100bees:

spingebills:

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

jaimeroyalrobertson:

joan baez performing 500 miles and harmonizing with the audience you will always be famous

mousemilf:

softbutchlesb:

mousemilf:

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren’t secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

lesser-flamingo:

I love the old timey phrase “you forget yourself”. bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn